October 13, 2003

On the weekend I tried white M&Ms. I'm generally a fan of both white "chocolate" and M&Ms, so I thought I'd enjoy them. The truth of the matter is that they are very sweet - even a bit too sweet for me. Anyway, this leads into a joke I saw today for which the punchline has now been effectively ruined:

Q: Why don't they make white M&M's?

A: Because they'd enslave the light brown M&Ms, steal all the red
M&Ms' land, hunt the blue M&Ms to extinction, accuse the
yellow M&Ms of obstructing trade, start a panic that the
little green M&Ms were invading the Earth, and complain
that the dark brown M&Ms were taking all their jobs.

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